If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025
1h 53m
6.3

6.3/10

283 votes • View on IMDb
Drama

"Everything is under control."

Overview

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Status: Released

Budget: $1,500,000

Revenue: $1,694,909

Language: EN

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Production Information

Production Companies
A24 Central Pictures Fat City Bronxburgh
Production Countries
United States of America
Spoken Languages
English Spanish

Keywords

hotel therapist long island, new york female protagonist sick child motherhood woman director absent husband psychological drama mysterious illness montauk

Quick Facts

Release Date October 10, 2025
Status Released
Language EN
IMDb ID tt18382850
Website Visit Site

Cast

Rose Byrne
Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky
A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald
Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn
Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein
Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk
Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg
Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan
Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater
Christian Slater

Father

Eva Kornet
Eva Kornet

Breathworker

Ella Beatty
Ella Beatty

Kate

Key Crew

Mary Bronstein
Director
Josh Safdie
Producer
Sara Murphy
Producer
Ryan Zacarias
Producer
Eli Bush
Producer
Richie Doyle
Producer
Conor Hannon
Producer
Ronald Bronstein
Producer